Gruff Quotes

“I already know who I am. A goat.

Nice for you

You're me, idiot. You forgot the important stuff. Like jumping. Chasing.

Fainting.

We don't faint, his goat corrected with annoyance. We swoon dramatically.

Oh, is that what it's called when your legs go stiff, your eyes roll back, and you fall over?

Humph.”
― Morgan Brice, Gruff