Enter System Quotes

“Looting! You're stealing from the schools? I'm going to report you to the authorities!” the Karen practically screamed. Jayden rolled his eyes. “A Karen?”
― Tom Larcombe, Enter System

“About time! What took you people?” one of the prisoners yelled. “What are you? Cops, military? I want to know who to complain to.” “Oh god, a Karen,” Jeff whispered in Marc's ear. “Can we just leave her here and bar it back up?”
― Tom Larcombe, Enter System

“Eh,” Rob said. “Try being a linebacker sometime. Get hit hard enough to see stars a few times and you learn to tell the difference between what's actually there and what's not.”
― Tom Larcombe, Enter System

“English Major: It seems that in every nation there is a person who cannot stand to see their language butchered. The English Major is one such who has been enough of a pest that the System has reacted. In exchange for the use of a small partition of their mind they have received the unique class English Major.”
― Tom Larcombe, Enter System

“Did that son of a bitch somehow manage to learn Stealth skills already? he wondered.”
― Tom Larcombe, Enter System

“Screw the System,” Jeff replied. “It's the System's fault that I've got to go back to high school.”
― Tom Larcombe, Enter System

“For the past 6237.3 Sol-3 years you developed under alternate natural laws, showing that even with harsher conditions humanity still develops planet destroying weapons, given enough time. We have removed weapon after it was successfully constructed and you now return normal natural laws. In three days, Sol-3 time, the alternate natural law beta test will terminate and original natural law conditions will return in conjunction with the System.”
― Tom Larcombe, Enter System