The Professor's Dragon Quotes

“It’s awe-inspiring and also kind of frightening to know what kind of power can be wielded by beings who squabble over which vegetable would make a better superhero if vegetables could be superheroes. Spoiler alert: nobody picked broccoli.”
― Louisa Masters, The Professor's Dragon

“You don’t just hand a stranger your unlocked phone,” he scolds. “Do you know what he could do with that? Next thing you know, assassins are breaking into your bedroom and you’re fleeing into the night with a large-bosomed blond woman who has the secret formula they think you stole because he ripped off your identity!”
― Louisa Masters, The Professor's Dragon

“Did I say this was kind of fun? I was wrong. It’s definitely fun, and I’m very much enjoying myself. Wait. Wait. Did he… No.”
― Louisa Masters, The Professor's Dragon

“Beside me, Julian is making choking sounds as he tries not to laugh. It’s so nice to have the support of a loving family. Discreetly, I step on his foot.”
― Louisa Masters, The Professor's Dragon

“Prince Dustin, I’d like you to meet my son, Robert Sarris. Rob is an English professor at Beresford University.” Behind me, Grandfather and Percy suck in a sharp breath. They’re not stupid. They know exactly what’s happening here.”
― Louisa Masters, The Professor's Dragon

“Well… not just about fucking, anyway. There’s some fucking involved—quite a bit, really—but there’s also feelings. Lots of feelings.” I sigh and let myself turn to look across the cafeteria at Professor Sarris. “Beautiful feelings.” “Sounds uncomfortable,” Fabian says. “I think I’ll stick to fucking.”
― Louisa Masters, The Professor's Dragon

“Well, I’m not a lesbian,” Fabian declares loudly—too loudly. Conversation at the tables closest to us stops, and people look over at us. “I am decidedly gay, and I am an expert on all things cock-related, including male beauty.”
― Louisa Masters, The Professor's Dragon