The Bachelor's Valet Quotes

“His only shortcoming was a lamentable lack of grey matter, which he took in stride, cheerfully proclaiming that while he might not have two brain cells to rub together, he was dim enough that he didn't notice their lack.”
― Arden Powell, The Bachelor's Valet

“He rather enjoyed the liberties Jacobi took, the subtle ways in which he talked back and the less subtle ways in which he occasionally ignored, if not outright disobeyed, orders. Alphonse let him get away with it all for the sole reason that Jacobi had never yet steered him wrong.”
― Arden Powell, The Bachelor's Valet

“I was of the impression that you thrived in a more controlled environment.” “Excuse me, but I am very much a master of my own destiny, Jacobi!” “Yes, sir.” “The captain of my own soul!” “Indubitably, sir.”
― Arden Powell, The Bachelor's Valet