Dave the Villager 40 Quotes

“It was your grandson again, Sister Emelia,” she told the Grand High Witch. “The second figure was your grandson, Dave.” To be continued…”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’m”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“a few minutes,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“lunch.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hello,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Thank goodness for your enormous nose, Dave,” said Alex. “It really came in handy.” “Yeah,” said Dave, rubbing his sore nose. “Thank goodness.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“And she began to hack away at the obsidian with her iron pickaxe.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“This really is the biggest bowl of soup I’ve ever been in,” Porkins sighed. “It’s a big ocean of soup, and I’m stuck in the middle of it.” “Rukr?” said Jeff, looking confused. “I suppose you don’t know what soup is,” said Porkins. “What do you chaps eat here?” “Hmwran,” said Jeff. “Well, I could do with some hmwran right now,” said Porkins. “I am jolly hungry.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Did you say no when you meant to say yes?” Alex asked him. “I sometimes get words mixed up as well. Once back in New Diamond City, I got the word toilet mixed up with bedroom and… Well, let’s just say things got a bit messy. Professor Quigley wouldn’t talk to me for a week.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Unfortunately, our potato crop failed over fifteen thousand years ago,” said the red-eyed enderman. “Just my luck,” sighed Carl. “Fifteen thousand years too late.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave’s shoulders. Alex was sobbing loudly. She looked devastated. “First Robo-Steve and now Porkins,” she said,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“we’ve only got iron pickaxes,” said Spidroth. “Digging through obsidian will take forever.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“heart”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’m writing a book; can you give me story ideas? Um… a creeper builds a rocket to go to the moon so he can blow it up. A pig wants to be a warrior, so he learns to use a sword with his mouth. An enderman teleports to the real world and has to find his way back. Dave!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Well, I don’t know what dragons eat,” shrugged Carl. “They might love netherite. It might taste like baked potatoes to them.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“it were a game, then how much attack damage would you give to the Shadow Blade? A ridiculous amount. It can destroy most blocks and enemies in one hit.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“our”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“trapped inside the cage”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“it’s for readers age 9+.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave was about to agree with Spidroth, but then the Sight gave him a warning. Normally the Sight mainly gave him visions, so this warning really stood out. It was like the Sight was giving him a direct message. “No,” said Dave. “I don’t know why exactly, but the egg isn’t safe here. We need to take it with us.” Spidroth raised an eyebrow. “Is the Sight telling you that?” Dave nodded. “Who’s the fool now?” Carl grinned at Spidroth. “Quiet, creeper,” said Spidroth. “Or I will cut off your head and place it on top of that pillar instead of the egg.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“General Porkins is the evil Mirror Universe version of Porkins, and the only survivor left from the Mirror Universe. Current status unknown.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Sago’s”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dead,” said Carl. “Or at least as dead as she ever gets. She’s probably respawned back in the Overworld and is enjoying a delicious baked potato as we speak.” “Do you ever think of anything apart from baked potatoes?!” Spidroth snapped. “Not often,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave took a deep breath, walked back to get a run-up, then turned and ran along the bridge with Carl in his arms. When he reached the gap, he leaped forward across the hole. One foot landed on the other side, but the other foot was still dangling in midair. Dave began to fall backward until Alex rushed forward and grabbed his nose. “ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!” Dave screamed. Alex pulled Dave up onto the bridge by his nose. It hurt so much, but at least he’d made it to the other side. He carefully put Carl down on the stairs and then rubbed his sore nose. “Thank goodness for your enormous nose, Dave,” said Alex. “It really came in handy.” “Yeah,” said Dave, rubbing his sore nose. “Thank goodness.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“That is why I need someone to destroy the Ender Dragon,” he told them. “It has been terrorizing the endermen for countless years, and I want their suffering to stop. You are the first beings who have reached the End since the portals were closed, and by monitoring your body language, I suspect that you are all warriors. So, will you do this task for me? Will you defeat the Ender Dragon and set the endermen free?” The others all looked at Dave. “No,” said Dave. “We won’t.” CHAPTER FIVE Carl, Spidroth and Alex looked at Dave with confused expressions. “Did you say no when you meant to say yes?” Alex asked him. “I sometimes get words mixed up as well. Once back in New Diamond City, I got the word toilet mixed up with bedroom and… Well, let’s just say things got a bit messy. Professor Quigley wouldn’t talk to me for a week.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Carl climbed up onto the table and waddled across to the bowl. He picked a chorus fruit up in his mouth and chomped it down in a couple of bites. As soon as he finished eating the fruit, he teleported to the far side of the room. “What was that?” said Carl, looking shocked. “Eating chorus fruit can cause mild teleportation,” said the enderman with red eyes. “Well, at least they taste all right,” said Carl. “Although, I don’t suppose you have any baked potatoes?” “Unfortunately, our potato crop failed over fifteen thousand years ago,” said the red-eyed enderman. “Just my luck,” sighed Carl. “Fifteen thousand years too late.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Who are you?” Dave demanded. “I am Mobius,” said the computer. “I am the artificial intelligence who runs Colony Zeta. More commonly known as the End.” “Listen, bozo,” said Carl, “we’re not in the mood for any stupid speeches or quests. And if you’re a secret bag guy, just go ahead and kill us now because we don’t have any armor or weapons.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Although, I don’t suppose you have any baked potatoes?” “Unfortunately, our potato crop failed over fifteen thousand years ago,” said the red-eyed enderman. “Just my luck,” sighed Carl. “Fifteen thousand years too late.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“How could he have been smiling? Dave thought.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Take us back now!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book