Son of the Slob Quotes

“Monsters are real, and they don’t look quite like the supernatural depictions on the silver screen. They look just like you and me.”
― Aron Beauregard, Son of the Slob

“If the walls could talk, they probably wouldn’t. They’d probably just scream.”
― Aron Beauregard, Son of the Slob

“Despite his rapidly pumping heart, sweat-soaked skin, and a constant sense that vomit might erupt from him at any moment, the vibes were good.”
― Aron Beauregard, Son of the Slob