The Ultimate Bathroom Reader Quotes

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!

“There’s only one way to find out if a man is honest: Ask him. If he says yes, you know he’s a crook.”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!

“find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!

“To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” Thomas Edison”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!

“Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child—I can’t make head nor tail out of it.”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!

“On Friday, October 14, 1091, a huge tornado struck the city of London, England, destroying the original wooden London Bridge and several nearby buildings. Four 26 ft.-long rafters were torn from the roof of a local church and driven into the ground so forcefully that only 4 ft. of them remained visible. Remarkably, there were only two reported fatalities.”
― Bill O'Neill, The Ultimate Bathroom Reader: Interesting Stories, Fun Facts and Just Crazy Weird Stuff to Keep You Entertained on the Throne!