Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes

“Q: Where does a sailor go when he’s sick? A: To the dock. Q: Why did the robin get a library card? A: It was hoping to find some bookworms. Q: Why did the pilot paint his jet? A: He thought it was too plane. Q: What did the girl snake say to the boy snake? A: “Will you be my boa-friend?” Q: How do artists get to work? A: They go over the drawbridge.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud: The 1,001 Funniest LOL Jokes of All Time: Perfect for Young Comedians and Families (Ages 6-10)