The Plaguelands Quotes

“The [Tailor] was annoyed by me at first because I kept asking questions, but when I set a bag of gold on the table, he stopped being rude and kindly gave me everything I wanted.” “Money is very, uh, persuasive.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“Brughghaehw! Ew! You eat that?! It doesn’t even taste like rocks like the others! It tastes like Human excrement!” “I give up. Wait, how do you even know how…? Actually, nevermind.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“cheeks, readying himself for the final plate. “This is the last option. Are you ready? No man on Earth has ever resisted the alluring tastes of its drizzling oil spilling all over your taste buds. I present to you the greatest biological weapon America has ever invented: the burger.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“His shoulders sagged. I nodded. “Seriously! It’s like eating a rock— have you tried eating a rock?” “Have you?” “I have.” “...I probably should’ve expected that.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“You’re Level 69!” “Nice.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“SalvosthisisgoodandalllbutIwanttomakeitstop!”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands