The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

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― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“What are you thinking, Mom?” Kate asked.  “I am going to kill them,” Mom said. “With kindness.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“Jack!” Kate cheered. “You’re a genius!” “Duh,” he said, very un-genius like.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“It’s an enchanting table,” Kate said. “You can use it to enchant... anything!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“Kids aren't supposed to like homework. She might faint if we did it happily. It’s for her health,”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“Earthquake!” Jack shouted, remembering the lessons Dad had drilled into him and Kate about where to go if there ever was an earthquake.  Jack leapt from bed and darted toward the doorway when he suddenly stopped and looked around. When he realized where he was, he scowled at his dad. “There aren’t earthquakes in Minecraft DAD!”  Dad chuckled. “Hey, it’s important to know your emergency plan. I’m proud of you guys, you remembered what to do in an earthquake drill.”  “Honey?” Mom said from her bed.  “Yes dear?” Dad asked.  “If I could pull this pillow off this bed, I would throw it at you SO HARD!” She gave him ‘The Look’ to end all ‘Looks.’ Dad grinned. “Lots to do today! Let’s get our herd of boats and go sailing!”  Mom threw an egg at him and it bounced off his big ‘ole blockhead.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“Okay, if I were a horse, what would I be doing?” He thought for a moment but realized he really knew hardly anything about the creatures. He got down on his hands and”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“Dad smirked at them then he pointed. “Honey!” he shouted.  “What dear?” Mom asked.  “No, honey!” Dad said again.  “I’m right here,” Mom said looking at Dad like he might have gone crazy. “What do you need?”  “Nooooooo,” Dad said again. “Honey, like, to eat.”  Mom looked at where he was pointing when she finally got it. “Oh! Honey!” “Yes dear?” Dad said and Mom rolled her eyes.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“Get mymom here to show me how to use the brewing stand.” Kate’s faced scrunched up. “No, my mom.” “That’s what I said, mymom.” “No, I mean my mom, not your mom.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“The bee flew past, buzzing loudly. They could feel the wind from its wings as it zoomed into the bee nest. Kate furrowed her brow. “I don’t know, they seem to ignore us like regular bees would.”  “Yeah,” Jack said, “they are bee-having normally.”  Kate giggled. “Bee-hiving normally.”  “But they DO have red eyes,” Mom said, “maybe they’ve been bee-witched!”  Dad groaned at Mom. “You too?” “What's wrong hub-bee?” Mom asked with a smirk.  Dad rolled his eyes. “No more please!”  “What?” Mom said, “can’t you tell that I’ve POLLEN in love with you?”  Dad covered his ears, and the kids laughed.  Mom continued. “Because you’re my honey.”  Dad cringed again. “Dad,” Jack said, “if you don’t like her jokes tell her to buzz off.”  Kate laughed. “Yeah, maybe you guys aren't in the... HONEY-moon phase anymore.”  “Don’t be a bay-bee,” Mom said to Dad, “bee positive!”  “AAAH!” Dad yelled. “Stop, stop!”  “What’s wrong?” Mom asked, “Do these jokes sting?”  Jack and Kate cracked up and even Mom started laughing her head off while Dad stood there with his hands over his ears saying, “Lalala! I can’t hear you!” When he noticed they had all stopped talking, he took his hands down. “Finally. You guys were bee-ing annoying.” They had a final laugh, then walked closer to the bee nest, to get a better look. Mom tapped Dad on the shoulder. “Do you like my hair today?”  Dad looked confused for a moment. “Uh... yes? It's very nice. You always look nice.”  Mom smiled at him. “Thank you dear, I just wanted to know if I needed to honeycomb it.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)

“Only a few square clouds dotted the blue sky, and the day was pleasantly warm, not hot. Walking through the plains was lovely, the ground neither sandy nor soggy. They watched the animals graze; the wildflowers blow in the breeze.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12)