Please Report Your Bug Here Quotes

“He was fake-humble, one of those guys who knows he’s smart and tries to hide it, then fake-sheepishly hands you, I don’t know, a miniature flower he’d invented on a whim that can read your mind. I didn’t trust him.”
― Josh Riedel, Please Report Your Bug Here

“Now, what is the first instinct of the software engineer?”
― Josh Riedel, Please Report Your Bug Here

“We dominate nearly every facet of consumer-facing tech,” the engineer said. “Users spend nearly all waking hours on our products. At this point, our chief rival is not another company. It’s sleep.”
― Josh Riedel, Please Report Your Bug Here