Behind the Scenes with Burt Quotes

“The word’ VET’ is an acronym for ‘very evil tyrant’.
Or is it ‘very eager tickler’? Everything the vet does kinda tickles…
I had a chart, but it’s at home.
—Voracious eagle tamer—”
― Georgia Dunn, Behind the Scenes with Burt: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“THIS JUST IN: THE VACUUM HAS COME FOR ME. GOODBYE FOREVER”
― Georgia Dunn, Behind the Scenes with Burt: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“This reporter cannot see the vacuum form his excellent vantage point under the couch… with NO FRIENDS to obscure his view.”
“We here under the bed would once again like to extend our sincerest apologies—“
“And once again, my anger shield is deflecting them back into your faces.”
― Georgia Dunn, Behind the Scenes with Burt: A Breaking Cat News Adventure