Once Upon a Tim Quotes

“(If your parents challenge you to use the word in a sentence, say “Whenever Mom passes gas, it’s extremely malodorous.” That ought to end the conversation right there.)”
― Stuart Gibbs, Once Upon a Tim

“buttocks”
― Stuart Gibbs, Once Upon a Tim

“Right now you might be wondering to yourself, Why do you even have a village idiot? The answer is: I don’t know. Our village had had an idiot for as long as anyone could remember. So did every other village. Ferkle’s father had been an idiot, and his father before him, and his father before him. They didn’t really do much or contribute to the town in any way, but every now and then, they were good for a laugh. (I understand that such people even exist in your time, although they are no longer called village idiots. They are called television talk show hosts.)”
― Stuart Gibbs, Once Upon a Tim