Hat Trick Quotes

“I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to even look at you. Thanks for the orgasms, Chad, but I deserve better. I’m done. Fuck you. Fuck your fucking asshole fucking fuck face fucking life, you fucker.” I was most definitely screaming nonsense now. I was so mad I just wanted to tell him to fuck off on repeat. “I hope you have a terrible life. I hope you get early male pattern baldness and erectile dysfunction disorder! And for the record, I think you’re a gigantic steaming pile of shit!”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“So there isn’t some commercial for a sleazy law office asking women if they have internal organ damage from your dick? Like, are people legally entitled to compensation after fucking you? I’m genuinely curious.”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“Every month Una, the Uterus gnome, thoroughly searches for a baby in a woman's uterus. She uses her dagger to slash the area behind her as she looks, that way she knows where she's already looked. Her search is what causes the bleeding and cramps.”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“My new apartment was in a town called Frisco, Texas, a suburb less than an hour north of Dallas.”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“Joni already hates me because I stole his brother’s job,” I whined. “And he titty fucked me. All professionalism goes out the door when your tits get dicked.”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“I suddenly wanted to message all the women he’d ever fucked and ask them if they recovered. Was there a support group on Facebook? Did he write get-well-soon cards after one-night stands?”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“I was going to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart and slit his throat with the jagged edges.”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“Fuck you. Fuck your fucking asshole fucking fuck face fucking life, you fucker.”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick

“Stabby. I felt stabby.”
― Coralee June, Hat Trick