Puck Drills & Quick Thrills Quotes

“I’m the epitome of that meme where everything’s on fire with the caption “Everything is fine.”
― Eden Finley, Puck Drills & Quick Thrills

“I’m in love with you, Jasper Eckstein, and you’re just going to have to deal with that. Also, when we’re married, you can totally take my last name. No one will ever call you Fuckstain again.”
― Eden Finley, Puck Drills & Quick Thrills

“I’m a bi guy who grew up in a masculinity-driven environment, so I say a lot of dude-bro things because it’s reflex, and I often forget not everyone finds all body shapes attractive like I do.”
― Eden Finley, Puck Drills & Quick Thrills

“How is anyone supposed to buy fishing gear from me when I look all bruised?”“Tell them you got into a fight with a shark?” I supply helpfully.”
― Eden Finley, Puck Drills & Quick Thrills

“I work out because it makes me feel safe. West looks like he’s the type of guy who works out for fun. Eww.”
― Eden Finley, Puck Drills & Quick Thrills

“Jasper Eckstein is sex wrapped up in the package of a Sunday school teacher.”
― Eden Finley, Puck Drills & Quick Thrills

“Being a hockey coach and ex-NHL player, I have dealt with a lot of overgrown, testosterone-filled man children in my life. It takes some epic levels of assholism to piss me off.”
― Eden Finley, Puck Drills & Quick Thrills