The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

“What’s poop?” Judah asked.  “Is it food?” one of the other vindicators asked as they surrounded Jack and Mom, looking curious. And hungry.  “Is it good?” someone else asked.  “It has to be better than vegetables!” another shout came.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“hoped that would be the last time they would see that one. He blew out a breath. “I think I know why those goats ran right off the cliff into the lava.”  “Oh? Why?” Mom asked.  “Because they didn’t see the ewe-turn sign.” He wiggled his eyebrows.  “OH NO!” Kate groaned. “Not again!”  “Don’t mind me, I’m only kid-ding,” Dad said, wiggling his eyebrows even harder.  “Oh maaaaan,” Jack said. “Honey,” Mom said, “I don’t think the kids are interested in your jokes right now.”  “Okay, I’ll stop,” Dad said with a sigh. Mom patted him on the shoulder and Dad looked at her. “I would hate to butt heads with you over it.”  Jack and Kate both burst out laughing and Mom rolled her eyes. “Now kids, no butting in!” Dad said, pointing his finger at them. The kids laughed even harder and Mom chuckled too. Dad put his hands on his hips. “You have goat to be kidding me! I said NO butting in!”  The kids were laughing bigly now, and Mom had a big grin on her face. Their spirits had been lifted, even if only a little. Mom squeezed Dad’s hand. “I love you, honey.”  Dad squeezed hers back. “We already did the bee jokes, dear.” He winked.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“fluffy butt”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Kate whispered and pet the furry”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“That proved to be a good idea, because Bruce started shaking. He looked scared for a split second before his eyes crossed and he yowled as he let out the loudest fart ever. A green cloud shot out over a patch of chorus plants, and they all exploded, tumbling down to the ground. Bruce turned around, startled by the sound of his own gas, and got a face full of it. His eyes crossed again, and he fainted, all four legs straight up in the air.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Once upon a time, a farmer went to a market and purchased a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of a river where he had a small boat. The boat was so small that the farmer could only carry himself and a single one of his purchases: the wolf, the goat, or the cabbage. The problem was, if he left them alone, the wolf would eat the goat, or the goat would eat the cabbage. How did he get them all across the river safely?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Bruce started shaking. He looked scared for a split second before his eyes crossed and he yowled as he let out the loudest fart ever. A green cloud shot out over a patch of chorus plants, and they all exploded, tumbling down to the ground. Bruce turned around, startled by the sound of his own gas, and got a face full of it. His eyes crossed again, and he fainted, all four legs straight up in the air.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Alright, here it goes. Once upon a time, a farmer went to a market and purchased a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of a river where he had a small boat. The boat was so small that the farmer could only carry himself and a single one of his purchases: the wolf, the goat, or the cabbage. The problem was, if he left them alone, the wolf would eat the goat, or the goat would eat the cabbage. How did he get them all across the river safely?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“As if every dream he’d ever had came true, cake was flying through the sky. It was beautiful. He might have even shed a tear of joy, as he started leaping after the sweet dessert. As cake flew, Bruce leapt in the air, intercepting as many pieces as he could, with his mouth of course, gobbling them”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“He felt like there was some irony in Bruce, who loved to stalk and eat chickens, getting stalked and almost eaten by a chicken.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Holy cow!” Dad said, nearly falling out of his saddle.  “Holy chicken!” Jack corrected. “Meow,” Bruce licked his lips. “Don’t even think about it, Bruce,” Jack told the cat.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“What am I going to call you?” Jack pondered. “Nightmare?”  “What?” Mom said, her mouth dropping open. “Jack! No mean names!”  “Apocalypse?” Jack suggested. “Jack, no!” Mom said.  “Destruction?” “Jack Murphy Smith, if you don’t pick a nice name, I’ll pick it for you! And it’s going to be something extra sweet like Buttercup.” Jack winced. “Eternal Battle of Exploding Night?” Jack suggested”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“A spyglass? What the heck? I’ve never heard of that in Minecraft before,” Jack said. “How do you make it?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Get-” Mom started, but the goat interrupted her. “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Mom gave the goat ‘The Look.’ “Get that-” “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” “Get that-” “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Mom stared down the goat. “Get... that...” she started slowly, “thing... out... of-” “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” “OH-MY-GOODNESS-GET-THAT-THING-OUT-OF-HERE!” Mom screamed as fast as she could. The goat just looked at her. “Finally, it’s-” “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” “-Quiet.” Mom shook her head. Dad smiled. “Aw honey, come on. Give him a chance.”  “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” the screaming goat screamed.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“While they cleaned up the mess, everyone had to avoid Bruce, who was in too much of a food coma to move from the middle of the road.  “Darn cat!” Dad said as he tripped over him for the tenth time.  Bruce just burped.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Have you tried Scratch? (scratch.mit.edu) Never heard of it!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Bruce, who loved to stalk and eat chickens, getting stalked and almost eaten by a chicken.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13