Klutz Quotes

“And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!” “What?”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down

“Laughter bubbled up before I could stop it. I was a human fly zapper. “Bring it on, you little swamp angels!” My voice was filled with malicious glee. I cackled under my breath each time another little drill-faced bug got the shock of a lifetime.”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down

“So, I did the thing that only the insane would do, I extended my hand to pet him. Sure, it was crazy, but let’s be real… I always knew I would die trying to pet something I shouldn’t. Actually, this wouldn’t even be the first time that had happened, and it certainly wouldn’t be the last. ”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down