Monkeewrench Quotes

“We should have brought a flashlight.'
'Shut up. Where the f*** is the door?'
'You say 'f***' a lot when you're nervous.'
'Who's nervous?'
There was a hollow thunk as Roadrunner collided with the steel door. 'Ouch.'
'Good job. You found the door.”
― P.J. Tracy, Monkeewrench

“They passed a bank thermometer that read twenty degrees, but from the cold air blowing into the car, Halloran thought that was pretty optimistic. He’d heard once that all the thermometers in Minnesota were calibrated ten degrees high, just to keep the population from moving en masse.”
― P.J. Tracy, Monkeewrench