Feeling Lucky Quotes

“Haven’t you ever done something you regretted when you woke up the next morning?” Steven asked.
I didn’t want to tell him how many times.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“So why not a woman, too—if I was dating her?”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“Of course, I was much younger back then. And not exactly willing.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“From The Other Side, Uncle Roscoe was still exercising his Second Amendment rights. Protecting me from my stalker? Or was his gun going to get me killed?”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“Some characters and situations are fictitious. Others are only too real.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“Remember—a woman’s brain wasn’t fully developed until she was 27.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“I sat in my brown-belted gi at the painted metal table outside of Einstein’s and Peet’s with Mr. Ho, my Kenpo Karate instructor in his black-belted gi, and my bronze, canine psychologist, wearing his/her Lacoste eyeglasses.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“But I couldn’t help thinking—Who the hell eats bats? Probably nothing.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“I was a small fish in a big sea of amorous deceit.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“If I were a lesbian, I’d probably be one of those lipstick lesbians, which I of course had in my pocket for touch-ups later.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“You’re lucky to have that face. But it doesn’t make you happy.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“The gold cross around his neck lay itself upon me.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“Stage Mom Mom swore she never knew what went on behind The Producer’s Green Door.”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky

“Comfort took a distant second to fashion where footwear was concerned. Unless of course, one was fleeing!”
― M S M Barkawitz, Feeling Lucky