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Sealfinger (Sam Applewhite #1) Sealfinger by Heide Goody
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“accidentally-fellated cactus”
― Heide Goody, Sealfinger
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“If he could get hold of a skunk with halitosis, feed it kippers and laxatives for a week before having its anal glands squeezed in the back of the van, it still wouldn’t be enough.”
― Heide Goody, Sealfinger
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