Unwanted Services Quotes

“If anyone ever asked him, Fieldson would claim he’d fallen out of the car after they’d stopped for the millionth time due to the traffic, and it certainly hadn’t been on purpose. So, it was obviously also an accident that he ended up causally jogging the rest of the way to the park.”
― P.D. Atkerson, Unwanted Services

“I got out. Good behavior and all that. I would say I’m surprised you didn’t keep tabs on me, but I doubt I’m the only one who’s tried to kill you. But, instead of reminiscing, why don’t we get down to business?”
― P.D. Atkerson, Unwanted Services