The Last Single Man in Texas Quotes

“Rich people entitlement is a hell of a drug. It doesn’t even occur to them that they’ll get busted, because they brown nose all the right assholes at the golf course. Schmooze the right judges. Retain the right attorneys.”
― Jess Whitecroft, The Last Single Man in Texas

“Taking care of your family is a two way thing. A child is not a slot machine you can keep stuffing coins into in the hope that one day it will pay out big.”
― Jess Whitecroft, The Last Single Man in Texas

“What can I say? I get fucked a lot. When you come this often and this hard you can’t help but swagger.”
― Jess Whitecroft, The Last Single Man in Texas

“Myers-Briggs personality types are like astrology for people who are too basic to even own the fact that they read their horoscopes.”
― Jess Whitecroft, The Last Single Man in Texas

“... if your eyeballs weren’t actually bleeding you weren’t even close to finishing the required reading for any given semester.”
― Jess Whitecroft, The Last Single Man in Texas