How to Host a Viking Funeral Quotes

“I weighed my options: I could keep trying to convince her that I was serious about wanting her buy-in, or I could just accept the buy-in she’d already put on the table. I went with door number two.”
― Kyle Scheele, How to Host a Viking Funeral

“This story involves multiple Viking funerals, thousands of square feet of cardboard, and enough hot glue to supply your mother-in-law’s craft night for the rest of time—not to mention an in-depth analysis of which human names are appropriate for dogs, a metaphor about a trash compactor, and two separate stories about the same Billy Joel song.”
― Kyle Scheele, How to Host a Viking Funeral

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― Kyle Scheele, How to Host a Viking Funeral