Fuccboi Quotes

“While roomie bae bustled around the downstairs living/kitchen area, I tried to do what I used to to ex bae.
What I did to all my female friends/lovers.
That is, ramble my unformed thoughts about some new idea, treat her like my sounding board, and then, once I’d finished, had nutted (intellectually), sit there and wait for her to tell me my ideas were in fact fully formed”
― Sean Thor Conroe, Fuccboi

“He’d been preaching paleo but had one-eightied to veganism.
Was exploring fruitarianism.
“Bro I ate seven bananas today.”
I was like “Bro seven? Bro that’s a lotta bananas.”
He was like “Dude I’ll eat seven bananas tomorrow!”
I was like “Fock yeah. Get it.”
― Sean Thor Conroe, Fuccboi

“Both of us flexing, leaning on our baes, jerking each other off for how woke we were.”
― Sean Thor Conroe, Fuccboi

“My whole vibe, of a sudden, seemingly: so serial killer-y.
Terrorist-y.
When did that happen.”
― Sean Thor Conroe, Fuccboi