Stripped Quotes

“In fact, if you like to bottom, being with a trans guy is like winning the lottery. I have a whole drawer full of dicks you can choose from. It’s like a choose your own adventure, but with fucking.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“I was wrong. The adorably dorky outfit isn’t my kink, it’s just Demetri. Every single thing about him.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“More importantly, who made up these god-awful lies about a runner’s high? That’s a prank that skinny people are playing on the rest of us, I’m sure of it.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“He’s a sexy, cuddly, furry bear, and I am in serious need of a good mauling.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“I’m ticklish. One time, this guy was kissing all over my stomach, and I accidentally kneed him in the balls.” Miller grunts out a rep. “I have quick reflexes and no balls,” he counters, startling a laugh from me.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“I hate being this awkward and unsure of myself. The ex-who-shall-not-be-named used to complain about it constantly. After my weight and my lack of sexual prowess, my social awkwardness was his favorite topic to bitch about.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“Camp Sunshine,” I offer a hint. “I kicked your ass in a pie-eating contest, and my face was stained blue for like two days.” He barks out a laugh, some of the tension easing from his shoulders. “Oh, thank god, all these years I carried the shame of losing to a girl. My ego can finally rest.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“It took me years of therapy to accept that what’s between my legs doesn’t determine how much of a man I am. Unfortunately, the rest of the world hasn’t quite caught up.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“I don’t care what any cis guy might tell you, they would love to have the chance to pick out their dick size each morning. Actually, no, they’d all be walking around with dicks down to their knees. That’s a power that shouldn’t be in their hands.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“When most people think of ADHD, they think of squirrel brain, but the flipside is hyper-fixation, and it is real.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“The bears and that bitch who breaks into their cabin,” Stone explains. “One bowl of porridge is too hot, another is too cold, the third is just right…”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“Why are you sure it’s been ages?” He looks me over with a smug twist of his lips. “Come on,” he says again.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped

“I know?” Eddie repeats. “You’re in bed with a smoking hot dude who just made you come your brains out, and he tells you he feels something for you, and you said I know?”
― K.M. Neuhold, Stripped