Mr. Garcia Quotes

“Are you deaf, dumb, or just plain stupid?”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“If dirty talk was an Olympic sport, Sebastian Garcia would be the king of the world.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“An attraction like ours can’t be tamed,”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“He’s a precious diamond in the rough. The pinnacle of a woman’s sexual experiences.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“What do you even like about me, Sebastian?” He hesitates as if searching for the right answer and eventually he replies. “You make me forget who I am.” What does that mean? “What’s wrong with who you are?” “Everything.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“You’re perfect,” I whisper up at him in awe. He smiles softly. “And you’re deluded.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Age: 37. Estimated worth: 15 million. Marital status: divorced.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Is he having a mental breakdown?” someone yells. No, but I might if they keep this up.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“And I feel it for the first time in forever. I feel it to my toes. Please, God, don't let it be him.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“I’m the queen of self-sabotage.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“We will both be the person we regret letting go.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“You’ve got something I want, Mr. Garcia.” He takes a sip of his champagne. I put my mouth to his ear. “I want to lick you up and drink you down.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“You make me forget who I am.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Si, hablo Epañol, y pienso que eres la mujer mas hermosa que e visto.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“He really is dreamy.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Life doesn’t always go to plan, but sometimes it’s just to make room for what is planned for you.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“There’s only one liar in this room, and we both know who that is,” he growls. I screw up my face. “When have I ever lied to you?” “I believe the words were for better or worse,” he sneers sarcastically. Our wedding vows. My heart drops. He jumps from his chair, unable to hold his raging bull temper. “If this isn’t the worst, April, I don’t fucking know what is," he yells. “The very first hurdle we face, you make me do it alone.” He throws his hands up in defeat and then walks out the door, slamming it hard. My eyes well with tears. Fuck.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“I’m feeling like the luckiest girl alive today, Seb.” My heart swells before I quickly recover. “Yeah, well, you do have a brain injury.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“So, let’s be bad for each other instead.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“He was always my grand plan—the man I was supposed to find.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“I’ve been looking for a man to deliver me straight up chocolate fudge all my life.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“She wanted vanilla. I needed chocolate.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Who’s he kidding? I fucking love the Devil. Bring it.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Don’t tempt the Devil, Cartier. You may not like him.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Relationships are hard when both people are whole. Relationships are barely doable when one person is broken. But both parties… how could that possibly work?”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“Love like you’ve never been hurt.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“For someone with such an innocent name, she sure is a fucking deviant”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“I’m thirty-one.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“We’re either fucking hard or fighting harder. There’s nothing in between.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia

“I’m done with men. Fuck them all, I say. Not literally. There will be no fucking. No fucking whatsoever. I’m becoming a nun. I am way too old for this shit.”
― T.L. Swan, Mr. Garcia