Mermaid Confidential Quotes

“Can’t I just walk around and smell flowers?’ ‘No, no, no, simple is over. Now you must monitor your heart rate, calories burned, oxygen saturation, elevation climbed, receive Internet notifications, listen to music, remotely control your thermostat. Please step away from the flowers.’ ‘Forget it. You’ve ruined walking for me. I’ll just relax and take a nap.’ ‘No, no, no, you can’t just take a nap. You need to monitor your sleep stages, restlessness and REM time, then as soon as you awaken, immediately log onto your computer to see your score against the competition.’ So they fucked up sleeping, too.”
― Tim Dorsey, Mermaid Confidential