Sorcerers Always Satisfy Quotes

“A low-key distraction,” I rush to add. “No glitter. Or dildos.” “You’re leaving too much off that list, David,” Sam admonishes, turning to Alistair. “No smoke, bubble, or laser light machines. No flash mobs. No fireworks or explosives of any kind.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“That was close,” Andrew says when they’re gone. “I love Sam, but since he stabbed Alistair with that pencil, I’ve been afraid to turn my back to him.” Since he… “I’m sorry, what?”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“How much coffee has he had today?” I murmur to Noah, who shakes his head vehemently. “We don’t ask those sorts of questions,” he hisses.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“Why don’t world-ending disasters come with an instruction manual?”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“He grins at me, and my heart melts. How was I ever able to resist him?”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“Alistair claps. “Great! I’ll get the costumes organized.” “Damn it!” Sam shouts. “I knew I forgot to ban something.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“Let David open all his presents first, and then I’m sure he’ll let you play with his cocks,” Alistair bargains, using what has to be the most unexpected sentence ever.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“Of course there’s a piñata. Well, at least that means there will be a stick handy to beat people with.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“Life would be poorer without your glory. Please allow me to take care of you so I never have to live without the wonder of you in the world.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“You’re David’s best friend forever. That means you have to be nice to him while you’re manipulating his life for his own good.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy

“Just because I enjoy planning and researching doesn’t mean I’m not the most dangerous badass motherfucker around. If anything, it makes me more dangerous, because I know things and I’m organized.”
― Louisa Masters, Sorcerers Always Satisfy