Funny Business Quotes

“We’re both propped up on an elbow, gazing at each other. If I didn’t like us so much right now, I’d puke because we’re so cute it’s gross.”
― Kayley Loring, Funny Business

“Some single dad part of me just wants to make sweet, slow love to this woman so she knows exactly how much she means to me.
That part is completely overtaken by the part of me that wants to jungle fuck her until she screams my name and I can’t remember who I am other than the man who gets to fuck Frankie Hogan.”
― Kayley Loring, Funny Business

“If we do this now, I’m going to give you everything. Even if it doesn’t last.”
I knew it. I knew she was a romantic. I knew it.
“I want your everything.”
― Kayley Loring, Funny Business

“She rests her forehead against my chest. “Don’t say we’re doing this to get it out of our systems, okay?” She sounds so vulnerable all of a sudden.
I wrap my arms around her.
I want to build her a house and carry her around in my arms all the time and sing her a lullaby or something.”
― Kayley Loring, Funny Business

“I lean in and say into her ear, “You’re not the nanny tonight, okay? You’re just the only woman I want to be with.”
― Kayley Loring, Funny Business

“You have to stop looking at me like this.”
“Like what?”
“Hot Guy Look.”
“I’m a hot guy. I can’t not do this.”
“You’re definitely doing a thing, and you can’t refer to yourself as a hot guy! That’s just wrong.”
“If looking hot is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.”
― Kayley Loring, Funny Business

“So…does Sam have any allergies?”
“He’s allergic to sass and sarcasm, so I don’t think this is going to work out.”
“Yeah, well, my eyeballs are allergic to your face, so I agree this is a bad idea.”
― Kayley Loring, Funny Business