The Enemy Trap Quotes

“I'm yours, forever. Unless you threaten to hide my Toaster Strudel again, then...I'm not responsible.”
― Maren Moore, The Enemy Trap

“From the very second that you sat on my couch crying over Harry Potter at midnight while you devoured Toaster Strudel...I knew.”
― Maren Moore, The Enemy Trap

“I place my ear against her stomach, trying to get a laugh from Sophia. "Listen, I don't know how well you can hear me in there, but I really need you to show up and show out tonight, okay? Daddy's dying to see you.”
― Maren Moore, The Enemy Trap

“Why does Sophia St. James hate me in the first place?" "You're a man-whore, and you're single-handedly responsible for my low self-esteem in high school.”
― Maren Moore, The Enemy Trap

“When I walk back out”
― Maren Moore, The Enemy Trap

“Sophia's beautiful without a smile, but with one...she's breathtaking. Perfection if there ever was any.”
― Maren Moore, The Enemy Trap

“Don't make me hide the Toaster Strudel." "You wouldn't!" she gasps. "You bet your sweet ass I would." "Fine. Fine. Stop. Oh god.”
― Maren Moore, The Enemy Trap