Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31 Quotes

“Where’s the meat?!?” Xander shouted.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“What is all this nonsense about planes of reality?” I said. “What does that mean?” “Yeah, dumb it down for my husband, please,” Claire said.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“What happened to STN? You should look at his website. He explains why he hasn’t been writing books lately.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Villager” Jimmy”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Have you solved a Rubik’s cube before? I’ve only solved it by pulling it apart and putting it back together.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“a Minecraft world is infinite how does the sun go around it? The world eats the sun at the end of the day and then, well, releases it in the morning.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Not as bad as the milk of an aliuehrgabasdj in the dimension of Shudmnigada, but not worth trying again, that’s for sure.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“But Xander didn’t let their baleful eyes bother him one little bit. Quick as a flash, he reached in and grabbed the smallest axolotl, a cyan-colored one, and shoved it in his mouth, gulping it down with a single swallow.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“It doesn’t drop any meat? First that meatless goat and now this?!?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“My name is Xander Rander McCander, and I”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Your wife is rich.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“If a Minecraft world is infinite how does the sun go around it? The world eats the sun at the end of the day and then, well, releases it in the morning.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“What are you going to do when you end Surfer Villager? Cry and then sleep. :)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Are you really 400? No.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Goodreads unlegendary noob”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Have you solved a Rubik’s cube before? I’ve only solved it by pulling it apart and putting it back together.  :)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“What is your favorite part of the first half of Caves & Cliffs? The axolotls, of course.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Pizza or ice cream? Pizza, of course.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Naruto”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“And now, turn the page for the start of Surfer Villager 31.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“Had it driven her to the dark side?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“My name is Xander Rander McCander,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31