Not the Witch You Wed Quotes

“If she ends up becoming a Lincoln Thorne casualty, I’ll tear you into pieces and fly your body parts to opposite ends of the earth. A jigsaw champion wouldn’t be able to put you back together again, much less all the king’s men.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed

“Boys eventually turned to men and then their actions, fueled by a childhood of getting away with shit, amplified by ten.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed

“I'm not suggesting anything... I'm stating facts. What you conclude from them is your own doing.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed

“I can't tell you guys how thankful I am for this. I figured we'd get more takers than our usual field trips, but I didn't expect this many for a fall trip."
Bax waved off her thanks. "Not a problem. In twelve hours, I won't even know they exist. I brought the expensive vodka."
"Oh, good. Wait . . . what?"
"Relax, I'm kidding." He winked, grabbing the girls' bags and tucking them into the bus's bottom storage. "I brought the cheap stuff.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed

“I'm extremely allergic to the term fine. More often than not, it's hiding a total clusterfuck beneath its rather dull surface.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed

“Rose's eyebrows lifted toward her hairline. "You bought the man a gift? For taking you to dinner? His gift is the honor of your presence and your time.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed

“Form a Witch Bond with him? You're serious? Gran, he's not a front-runner, a middle-runner, or an in-last-place-runner. Hell, he's not even running. He's stationary.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed

“Good. Then keep your spine straight, your chin high, and don't let that mouth of yours run away."
"It doesn't run. Sometimes it . . . skips.”
― April Asher, Not the Witch You Wed