Piñata Quotes

“They spent all their time worshipping hundreds of multifaced gods to keep the sun from extinguishing, only to have a Spaniard with gunpowder and a runny nose bring the sky crashing down. Makes you wonder how wrong we’ll be about our own judgement day. We’ve been waiting on John’s Revelation for two millennia now and one has to think about who our snot-nosed conquistador will be.”
― Leopoldo Gout, Piñata

“I don’t know her well enough for that. We’re friendly, but it’s not like we have the kind of rapport that I can say, ‘My childhood friend was watching you and thinks your daughter is under demonic threat. Would you care to meet her?”
― Leopoldo Gout, Piñata

“It is nearly impossible, sometimes, to communicate across the borders of class, ethnicity, and nationality.”
― Leopoldo Gout, Piñata

“Breaking a seven-pointed piñata was a catechism for banishing the seven deadly sins.”
― Leopoldo Gout, Piñata

“tzitzimimeh?”
― Leopoldo Gout, Piñata

“Verón wasn’t a fan of phone calls. He had very few friends and wasn’t interested in reaching out to the ones he had left.”
― Leopoldo Gout, Piñata