The Headless FloridaMan Quotes

“Chrissy, what do you mean ‘it’s a poop knife’”, she prodded. She used both hands for air quotes when referring to the excremental weapon. Chrissy scoffed, “C’mon guys. I’m sure you’ve got poop knives at your place too. Everyone’s got a poop knife.”
― Joel Spriggs, The Headless FloridaMan

“Oh my gawd,” said Limey, “That bear’s trying to fuck Darryl.”
― Joel Spriggs, The Headless FloridaMan

“You’re gonna have to stop wearing that Axe body spray too,” commented Limey. “That shit horns up bears worse than a mess of clams.”
― Joel Spriggs, The Headless FloridaMan