Northwind Quotes

“slowly, addressing the room at large. “I want to make something clear up front. Whatever happens here, I want you all to know that it’s not due to any sort of prejudice on my part. I’m what I like to think of as an equal opportunity bastard. I don’t hate people because of the colour of their skin, which imaginary sky fairy they support, or the gender of the genitals they’re driven to mash their own against. I hate people because they are, by and large, all arseholes.”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind

“Which, back in those days, was often. He had been foul-tempered and fouler mouthed as a younger man. Compared to back then, the Hoon of today was practically a Buddhist monk.”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind

“The hammer was procured relatively easily, a cheerful older couple from the next boat over happily providing the use of a small toolset in a battered baby-pink bag. The couple watched in a sombre sort of silence while Hoon sat on the top deck, battering four large nails through the thickest part of the baseball bat.”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind

“Which of you arse-eating spunk holes is going to talk first?”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind

“I’ve got my best man working on it,” Hoon said. “And that’s no’ a compliment to him, by the way, it’s a criticism of everyone else I’ve ever worked with.”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind

“merit”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind

“going, but”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind

“was no longer holding her phone, and wrung her hands together. “Please, don’t hurt me.” “Hurt you? Don’t worry, sweetheart, the last thing I’m going to do is hurt you. Him?” He pointed to the weeping mess on the couch. “That’s another story. See, Brad here has been a very naughty boy. He’s been”
― J.D. Kirk, Northwind