Magical Makeover Quotes

“This witch belongs to air and has returned to the East. The wheel turns, and spring is over. This witch belongs to fire and has returned to the South. The wheel turns, and summer has flown. This witch belongs to water and has returned to the west. The wheel turns, and autumn passes. This witch belongs to Earth and has returned to the North. The wheel turns, and the winter has ended. “This witch belongs to spirit and has returned to the old ones. The wheel turns, and the cauldron awaits. This witch belongs to fellowship and love. This witch belongs to the circle and remains with us. We bid you farewell, Hattie, as you await a new destiny.”
― Brenda Trim, Magical Makeover

“He was right behind me and putting on mom’s pink apron that said ‘Hot Stuff Comin’ Through.”
― Brenda Trim, Magical Makeover

“Being a dick made the hottest guy uglier than a turd covered in flies.”
― Brenda Trim, Magical Makeover