Deader Than Hell Quotes

“I only buy food from the same place I buy my gas and scratch offs if it’s been deep-fried. Least then I know it was probably hot enough to kill most of whatever’s living in it.”
― Authors and Dragons, Deader Than Hell

“I figured he’d gotten caught up in the same traffic jam we had, which in Ponchatoula meant that we got stuck behind one tractor while there was another tractor coming in the other lane and the two streams of cars and trucks behind the tractors couldn’t figure out who had the right of way to pass on a blind curve, so we all just kinda poked along for about fifteen minutes until the tractors and all the lines of cars got past one another and we could move on about our lives. The part of that shit I never understand is why the old fart on the tractor don’t just pull off and drive on the shoulder for a minute. I mean, it’s a tractor, fo god’s sake—it’s designed to drive through grass and dirt. Ain’t like riding on the shoulder of the highway is gonna screw up its suspension.”
― Authors and Dragons, Deader Than Hell