Bitten by Death Quotes

“I imagined tiny people running around the pink matter in my skull yelling to each other in a panic. How is she processing, Jenkins? Doesn’t look good, sir. Dammit, Jenkins, start pulling all the levers. But for god’s sake, keep away from the one that releases drool. We don’t need her looking any stupider as is. I’ll try, sir, but we might have to give her all we’ve got.”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“While you”—I pointed a finger in her face—“are like a rabid mongoose berserk on crystal meth”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“A girl could wrap her legs around that tapered waist, grab hold of those muscled arms and go to town. No no no, bad vampire, I scolded myself.”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“You will stay here until I come for you. You are only alive because I allow it. Because you are useful for drawing out the master vampire. But the second you inconvenience, or otherwise vex me, I will not hesitate to dispose of you.”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“I destroy a fridge full of blood like a girl’s rampant ice cream binge after a bad breakup,”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“stoked”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“Later, you will have to explain to me about Grim and his superhero friends, but tell me,” her voice more insistent, “do you know if Jamal”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“Life has the endless ability to surprise us. In this case, dark, scary creatures that we never thought could exist. But that also means there are endless possibilities for the expression of love, hope, and good in the world.”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“I’d bet my left boob Bruiser juiced, explaining the throbbing veins on his bald head. Not my right boob. That one was my favorite and I’d never put her on the line.”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“He smiled, showing me his pretty fangs. “You’re coming with me.” “No thanks, I have a prior engagement. I’ve got tea with the queen, and then I’ve got therapy with Bert and Ernie, then…” I said, holding my hands up. “Check back tomorrow. In fact, don’t bother. I’ll have my people call your people.”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death

“The grim reaper Blue Oyster Cult”
― Holly Roberds, Bitten by Death