This is Not a Horror Movie Quotes

“No matter how bad life gets, at least I’m not being chased by Leatherface.”
― Sara Dobie Bauer, This is Not a Horror Movie

“Aw, fuck!” No longer the whimpering, crying girl from earlier, Liz points Tabitha’s knife in front of her. “Follow the virgin, bitches!”
― Sara Dobie Bauer, This is Not a Horror Movie

“Lies. Dirty lies.” I’m not fishing; I’m really not. Even my own mother—who has pretty much worshipped everything I’ve done since I was a fetus—used to put my class pictures on the side of the fridge. From kindergarten to senior year, I could never get my face right. Like my face was allergic to the snap of a camera and would swell into embarrassing expressions as soon as the photographer said, “Smile.”
― Sara Dobie Bauer, This is Not a Horror Movie

“God, I hope it wasn’t dog.”
― Sara Dobie Bauer, This is Not a Horror Movie

“I clear my throat. My sister is the queen of not keeping her mouth shut. “That’s where we all go to… pet rats,” she says. “Lots of rats. Brush ’em and stuff.”
― Sara Dobie Bauer, This is Not a Horror Movie