My Dog's a Scaredy-Cat Quotes

“I DID MY HOMEWORK in record time. I’m not going to say much more about it, because we all know that doing homework was invented by King Boring of Boringville, which is found just on the outskirts of I-Can’t-Find-the-Answers-in-My-Brainville. I’ll bet you’ve visited there yourself.”
― Henry Winkler, My Dog's a Scaredy-Cat: A Halloween Tail

“Mental note to self. Don’t use a cardboard box that our dog Cheerio pooped in.”
― Henry Winkler, My Dog's a Scaredy-Cat: A Halloween Tail