The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

“Even so, we don’t need to stay stupid. Maybe use... intellectually deficient.”  Jack's face screwed up. “What does that even mean?”  “It means stupid,” Dad said, and Mom gasped while Jack and Kate laughed.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“We should build a moat!” Jack said, excited to be helping. “What’s a moat?” Ethan asked.  Jack waved his hands around in a circle. “It’s like a river that goes around a castle!”  “What’s a castle?” Ethan asked.  Jack paused, surprised for a moment. “Oh yeah, I guess they don't have those in this world. A castle is an enormous stone building, big enough for an entire village to live in. It has cool, towering doors, and a moat with a drawbridge-”  “What’s a drawbridge?” Ethan asked.  Jack sighed. “You know what, never mind. If I keep explaining everything we will never get done.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Dad sighed. “That makes me feel old.”  “You ARE old!” Jack shrugged.  Dad gasped and Mom giggled. “I’m only 37!” Kate nodded. “That’s old, Dad.”  “Yeah, don’t you need a walking stick or something?” Jack grinned.  “Hey!” Dad exclaimed. “Kid’s, be nice to your father-” Mom said.  “Thank you dear,” Dad said.  “-he can’t help it if he’s old,” Mom”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Dad laughed. “Probably! I bet the other respawners who make it out probably write books about it or something.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Chapter”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“laaaaavaaaa,”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Yeah, it’s like how when we’re leaving for a road trip, everyone loaded in the car and buckled up, and you decide to take a shower.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Jack and the pillager looked at the crossbow, then at each other, then back at the crossbow again. They both leapt for it at the same time,”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Mom gave her ‘The Look’ but it had no effect, Esmerelda just cackled again.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Didjew cwouch?” Kate asked around a mouthful”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Ahh!” Mom yelled, in the highest pitch Jack had ever heard. “It’s a dementor!” “This is Minecraft, not Harry Potter, Mom.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“With Dad’s rear end wiggling toward them as he fought their friend, his butt made quite the target. Jack chuckled. “I finally know your nickname! It should be Magnetbutt!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Dad looked at the hoe, then blushed. “Whoops, I thought I grabbed the sword in my coldbar.”  “Hotbar,” Kate said. “Candybar,” Dad said. “What?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“TLC?” Jack asked. “Totally Loving Cats?”  Kate cracked up. “No! TLC means Tender Loving Care! It means the village needs to be fixed up.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“That’s right, it’s HOMEWORK TIME!” Mom did a little dance.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“In the Codex I once read a story about a villager that was too close to a lightning strike and it turned them into a witch.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“What’s that?” Jack asked.  “A mapmaker,” Birgitta told him.  “Look, Mom, I’m learning!” Jack told Mom. She rolled her eyes at him and put her finger to her lips in a ‘shush’ motion.  “Anyway,”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“One of the longest stories was called ‘Dave the Villager’ who went on many, many adventures, even crossing over from one seed to another and meeting a different villager who loved to surf. That surfer villager also had a very long story in the codex called ‘Diary of a Surfer Villager.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Would you like to learn this dance?” Birgitta asked.  “YES!” Charlotte and Marigold screamed. It was the loudest anyone had ever heard Marigold.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Dad pointed right at him. “I remember you from the last time I was here, right before I freed the golem.” Dad lowered his voice as deep as he could. “I am going to put a CURSE on you!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“I’ll call you Elijah the Fart Smeller.”  “What!?” Elijah shouted. “I'll call you Ethan the butt-head!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Those raiders were mean as skunks and probably smelled just as bad.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)