Admiral Bob Quotes

“If you don’t let other people feel useful once in a while, they get the idea you don’t want them around.”
― Jerry Boyd, Admiral Bob

“Where you’re concerned, my name is San Andreas.”
― Jerry Boyd, Admiral Bob

“No problem. Just don’t spread it around, please.” “My lips are walrused.” “Don’t you mean sealed?” “Walruses are bigger, and stronger, aren’t they?”
― Jerry Boyd, Admiral Bob

“Steve, do you take this woman for your wife, now and forever, with no reservation?”
― Jerry Boyd, Admiral Bob

“All those old-timers were taught all kinds of rules to handle all kinds of situations. But no situation in the real world is ever going to match what the rules were made up to handle. He gets to adapt, without a bunch of rules in the way, that wouldn’t solve the problem anyway.” I looked at her. “You’re trying to say that walking around lost and confused is an unfair advantage?” “Gee, Dad, I thought I got it done. No trying involved.”
― Jerry Boyd, Admiral Bob

“What are you smoking, and why didn’t you share?”
― Jerry Boyd, Admiral Bob