The Wedding Agreement Quotes

“didn’t even bother, just sitting on the sofa with the box of lube”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“I love you. I know you shouldn’t say it after sex, so I’ll tell you again later.” Noah pressed a kiss to my neck.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“My husband had a superb ass. He turned around, eyes narrowed, milk in hand. “Were you eyeing me up then?” “Might’ve been.” He shook his head. “Terrible. Objectified by your wife…”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“This pertains to you, but we can have Georgia there as a witness. I’m not asking for a divorce, before you overthink it x”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“I was starting to think that agreeing to marry a woman I’d only known when we were kids was the best thing I’d ever done.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“She made me laugh, she liked eating out and watching old westerns, she was interested in what was happening in the news, and had no time for reality TV other than to laugh at it.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“She made me laugh, she liked eating out and watching old westerns, she was interested in what was happening in the news, and had no time for reality TV other than to laugh at”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“He left me at my door holding the roses and my heart in my hands, almost offering it to him.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“Noah undid his cuffs, removing the cufflinks and pushing the sleeves further up his arms. It was then I realised there was such a thing as forearm porn.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“You do realise that there’s shit in every field. You just don’t see it from the other side of the fence.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“You look beautiful, by the way. I can’t get over how bloody gorgeous you are. Why the hell are you agreeing to marry me?”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“Thank you, mother.” I made my exit. A well-timed exit was key when dealing with Lady Soames. Leave it too long and she might murder you with a glare.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“Good morning, mother.” I sat myself down in front of her. “How was your journey yesterday?” She eyed me as if I’d just offered her a line of cocaine.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“And pick up the pieces when he actually falls in love with her and it all becomes real.” Robbie laughed as if it was the funniest thing he’d heard all day. “Just think, you could actually fall for the person you’re marrying.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“I watched her go. If I said my eyes weren’t focused on her ass, I’d be a complete liar.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“You might be able to look after yourself, no one questions that, but that doesn’t mean you can’t let someone else do it sometimes.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“I watched him walk out of the room with Claire, and I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t been studying his ass. It was even better than it had been when we were younger.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“My love life was as big a disaster as my desk.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement

“Never, ever go to a children’s party. It’s a level of pain that you’ve never experienced before.”
― Annie Dyer, The Wedding Agreement