His Temporary Assistant Quotes

“Did you get your heart broken? Poor thing. No. You have to have one for it to break.”
― Taryn Quinn, His Temporary Assistant

“Good. It’s settled. Ryan will start for you next Monday at nine. Possibly nine-fifteen. No more than nine-thirty. Mornings are iffy.”
― Taryn Quinn, His Temporary Assistant

“Dex: Sure about that? And why do you say that? Tattooing big beneath your big toe seems logical 2 me.”
― Taryn Quinn, His Temporary Assistant

“There’s a llama urinating tea in my mug.”
― Taryn Quinn, His Temporary Assistant

“I saw this special once. Penguins mate for life. They may not find their specific bird for a while, but when they do, they don’t see any other birds. It’s like this one singular, specific one is the only one they want. And if their mate dies, they are destined to be forever alone. Staring off into the distance while saxophones play in the background.”
― Taryn Quinn, His Temporary Assistant

“I think I’m like a penguin.”
― Taryn Quinn, His Temporary Assistant

“I glanced back before I got into the car and he was basically Velcro’d to the window with a woebegone expression on his tiny furry face.”
― Taryn Quinn, His Temporary Assistant