The Skulduggery Pleasant Grimoire Quotes

“Gordon was always doing book signings. He loved them. He always talked about weird his readers were."
"Even if this was a book that the average mage was interested in reading, why would you be doing a signing? You're not writing it."
"But I'm contributing."
"Providing sarcastic comments in the margins is not enough of a contribution to warrant a book tour."
"Well, that sucks.”
― Derek Landy, The Skulduggery Pleasant Grimoire

“Because I had gone through the same thing. I had tasted the darkness."
"You'd 'tasted the darkness', had you?"
"I'm allowed to have some poetry in my life, Valkyrie."
"'Tasted the darkness, I swear to God... What, did you have a darkness sandwich, or was it a whole plate? What did you have for dessert? Was it pretentiousness? Did you have a bowl of pretentiousness for dessert?”
― Derek Landy, The Skulduggery Pleasant Grimoire