The Write Hook Quotes

“I love sarcasm,” Cassandra said, patting me on the back with pride. “It’s like punching people in the face with words.”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“I think that everyone should have to wear a t-shirt that says, I don’t get drunk. I get awesome.” Mandy laughed. “Or how about, Less thinking. More Drinking?” “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker,” I added,”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“Occasionally, I wore men’s boxer briefs—not Darren’s, mine. I kept a drawerful because they’re comfortable and didn’t ride up my ass.”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“You’ve given me a headache. While some drink from the fountain of knowledge, you clearly only gargled.”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“You sound like an idiot,” she snapped. “Of course I sound like an idiot,” I said. “How else would you understand me?”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“It’s fantastic to see that you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance,”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“We were going low? Fine. I could go low. “Is your ass jealous of the crap that just came out of your mouth?” I asked”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“her dang pants are so tight that if she farts it’ll blow her boots off,”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“Adam Henry is code for asshole.”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook

“privates being referred to as a Vienna sausage, a schnauzer tail, a schmeckle, a dinky winky, a baby carrot, a baby’s thumb and a wee nug.”
― Robyn Peterman, The Write Hook