Golden Chaos Quotes

“Being a functioning adult was dull. Was I supposed to do this shit every day? Work out all the time? Get a job and spend five days a week there? For the rest of my life?”
― Colette Rhodes, Golden Chaos

“Darren was a stale sandwich of a person.”
― Colette Rhodes, Golden Chaos

“Shower. Coffee. Emulate human behavior.”
― Colette Rhodes, Golden Chaos

“DEDICATION Ria’s story is dedicated to everyone who hasn’t quite got their shit together yet. To all of you who haven’t quite found where you fit, who haven’t found the thing that really lights your fire, whose parents ask skeptically if you’re actually going to use that arts degree. You do you.”
― Colette Rhodes, Golden Chaos

“Three hot dudes all sporting wood in my honor was hella flattering. 10/10 would recommend.”
― Colette Rhodes, Golden Chaos

“Four? Fuck that. That was… a lot of penises. Penii? That was a flock of penii. No one needed that many.”
― Colette Rhodes, Golden Chaos

“She was a serial killer. Had to be. I didn’t trust cheery people. They were always the ones with the darkest secrets.”
― Colette Rhodes, Golden Chaos