The Great Cleric (Light Novel) Quotes

“Operation Substance X March was a go, and it was going to take a lot of luck and prayer to pull it off. I removed the lid from one of the barrels and tied it securely around my waist with a spare holy silver robe that I had. Then I marched on. The idea was to use it to repel monsters and make it all the way down to the next boss without actually having to fight anything along the way. The undead hordes spotted me, paused for a moment, then turned right back around and fled. It was particularly effective against animal-types. All I had to do was walk around, believing in my gut and Monsieur Luck, and I came across several treasure chests and downward paths with minimal effort.”
― Broccoli Lion, The Great Cleric (Light Novel): Volume 2

“If I can’t beat it with magic, I’ve got plenty of sharp objects that’ll do the trick!”
― Broccoli Lion, The Great Cleric (Light Novel): Volume 2

“The Zombie Healer?” “He’s kinda cute. You’re telling me he’s a bottom?”
― Broccoli Lion, The Great Cleric (Light Novel): Volume 2