jokes for kids Quotes

“100. What college do skunks attend? P.U.”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“84. I was going to tell you a cow joke… but it’s pasture bed time.”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“35. What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it? A. A watermelon!”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“Q. Where do computers go to dance? A. The disk-o”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train? A. The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“Teacher: James, where is your homework? A. James: I ate it. Teacher: Why? James: You said it was a piece of cake!”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“Q. Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”. A. Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids

“What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together? A. They had a class trip!”
― Zakaria Abdulaziz, jokes for kids: The Best funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock-Knock jokes for kids