Ivan the Illager 1 Quotes

“Really?” said Barry. “You really want me to come with you? You sure you’re not worried that I’ll be so miserable that I’ll make you miserable and then we’ll both be miserable and will have a miserable journey?” “Er… No, of course not,” said Ivan. He was already regretting asking Barry to come with him and was praying that the enderman would say no. “All right, I’ll come,” said Barry.”
― Dave Villager, Ivan the Illager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“It’s a human,” said Captain Ajax. “I’m sure you’ve heard of him. He goes by the name of Steve.”
― Dave Villager, Ivan the Illager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“It wouldn’t be the same,” said Barry. “I need to show those stupid pigs that I’m smarter than they are, or everyone will say that Barry is less smart than a pig.”
― Dave Villager, Ivan the Illager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Ivan Ivan looked longingly at the apples. He desperately wanted to run over to the stall and grab one, but he knew that was a terrible idea. Within seconds, he would be grabbed by guards and sent off to the dungeons.”
― Dave Villager, Ivan the Illager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Series